absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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