He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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