now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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