Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This is my gift to your gina
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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