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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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