is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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