Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
