with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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