toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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