I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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