There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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