You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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