I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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