I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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