We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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