Don't you send me to vm
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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