And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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