I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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