Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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