Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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