He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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