why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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