Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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