Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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