i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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