Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
They have beer where we have blood.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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