But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
apparently the secret to your success is patron
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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