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Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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