it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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