i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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