good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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