After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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