people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
There are leaves in my underwear?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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