Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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