I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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