and you said cock pushups were impossible
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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