How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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