it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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