Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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