have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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