a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize