Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
