Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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