everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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