yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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