Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
