I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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