Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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