Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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