I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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