The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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