Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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