? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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